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Comments from Pieclown

After I sent her the assignment last week, pieclown said:

> I will hold off on comments for the page, so not to give missy maid ideas.

She shouldn’t be worrying about missy maid having too many ideas–she gave me plenty I decided not to use. The one she had about how long you should spend thinking on your knees would have really made you afraid.

> MY BIG fear is my 30 minutes on the knees

Her suggestion was almost 10 times that length.

So, hopefully pieclown will be able to eventually finish her apology. On Monday night she wrote:

> I was planning to do the apology to missy maid to night, but my ex wife had something come up and now I have my son tonight and who knows how long. So I may not get it done by the end of the month. I did get me a new corset, and the golf balls to make the ball gag. I was waiting for $ to come in to get these and did not have my son here.

Hopefully missy maid will have as much patience as I do.

pieclown: Apology to missy maid

After further consultation with missy maid, this is the punishment for pieclown. It is due by the end of the month.

Since missy maid is concerned that you will try to cheat in this punishment, all activities are to be recorded via (1) video camera, (2) web camera, (3) automatic (every 30 seconds) camera, or (4) a friend taking pictures for you. (Missy maid would like the last one, so they you can be forced to serve them after this apology is finished. I don’t really care that much.)

1. Get yourself dressed up, proper feminine makeup required, with properly sized and weighted breast forms. (Definitely no smaller than the ones you used for the second alphabet.) You will be properly corseted, plugged, packaged and ball gagged.

2. Prepare the location by setting up the camera, then a digital clock and an analog clock in the background (that will still show up in the pictures).

3. Kneeling, with your hands behind your head, meditate for 30 minutes. (Note that it is improper to have any external input interrupt or end you meditation.) If you will have trouble with your eyes darting all over the place, then you should use a blindfold during the meditation.

4. If required, bring a chair and/or table to the camera area.

5. Handwrite an apology to missy maid, explaining what you did wrong and offering a retribution punishment for the grief you caused her. (1500 words would be an appropriate length, but that shouldn’t cut you off.)

6. Move the camera setup to the computer (of vice versa) and type the apology as a comment to this post.

7. Take photographs (or scan) the original apology letter.

8. Post all of the pictures and video to The Institute’s [ftp site][1].

Remember, this is due by the end of the month and you should always let me know that you have received the punishment by sending email or posting a comment.

[1]: ftp://shummer@institute.cdpunishment.com/

Response from missy maid

On Friday afternoon I heard back from missy maid regarding her thoughts on a punishment for pieclown:

missy maid cannot understand why pieclown was so unhappy with missy maid’s questions. her attitude does not make sense to missy maid. miss pieclown probably doesn’t even realize what is wrong. missy maid doesn’t think that any punishment can help pieclown. miss pieclown would just find a way to cheat anyway.

I think all this sounds accurate. Now I just need to come up with something that will make pieclown think about what she did and be able to prove that she fulfilled the punishment.

pieclown: Loopholes

When I wrote out the rules for pieclown’s alphabet, I noted that “All of the characters must be sufficiently distinguishable”. When missy maid [asked about distinguishing the characters][1] pieclown replied that “Now how did I know what the letters are? I MADE THEM.” That was not the point.

Perhaps I should have been more clear and said “All of the characters must be sufficiently distinguishable by **ANYONE** who reads the site, not just by the clown who made them.” Is that sufficiently clear? And since the creator seems to be the only one who can tell a 1 from an I and an 0 from an O (and then brags about it), I’m inclined to let her twist in the wind and have missy maid come up with a suitable punishment for pieclown’s inability to create distinguished the letters.

And where does pieclown get off [telling other people they need to have a gravatar][3]? I should have pieclown’s mouth stuffed with something she doesn’t want. (Like deep throating a kielbasa before moving up to the real thing. Then we can see who likes to talk.)

[1]: http://institute.cdpunishment.com/2008/07/pieclown_grading_the_second_alphabet#comment-377
[2]: http://gravatar.com/
[3]: http://institute.cdpunishment.com/2008/07/pieclown_grading_the_second_alphabet#comment-378

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