In my original email to you I had said: “I would like to say that he will be good this weekend and not give me any trouble, but we both know that will not be the case. What she needs is a severe paddling.”
I would have hope that she would have been a good girl this weekend. But alas, as expected, this was not the case. Stacee Skye had just one task to complete yesterday: take a front view and back view picture of herself wearing each of her bras. The results were disasterous. (They were so bad, I didn’t even allow her to post them on her weblog.) Out of all of the pictures she took:
- All 26 had two locks missing from her collar.
- There were 17 forms showing outside the bras. (The other 9 forms didn’t show, so she should have been able to prevent it.)
- 18 of the pictures were not the required straight on view.
- 8 of the pictures used the wrong size bra forms. (Bigger bras require bigger forms.)
- And worst of all, 24 of the pictures were out of focus!
I had planned to use her infractions to come up with the number of licks to give her with the wooden paddle, but even if I ignore all of the other misbehavior and the insolent comments she posted, by my count she still deserves 249 strokes (
1 * (26*2 + 17) + 2 * (18) + 3 * (8) + 5 * (24)).
Even I think this might be a little excessive and dropping the cost of each infraction to 1 stroke with the wooden paddle takes it down to 119 (which may be a little more reasonable). Or you could leave it at 249 switch up the implements. I’ll leave the final choice up to your judgement. I just want to make sure that Stacee Skye remembers how poorly she performed this weekend every time she goes to sit down this next week.
In other news, if you are ever in need of a bath time slave, Stacee Skye should not be able to serve you well in rubber wrist and ankle cuffs. I had her order the ankle cuffs just for this type of occasion.
I hope that the paddling goes well for you–Stacee Skye isn’t going to like it not matter what it is.
Amber Shummer &
The Ladies of the Institute