WHEREAS, the Council of Phi expects those installed in positions of power in organizations such as The Institute and Kappa Delta Pi to exhibit the highest integrity and exemplary work ethic at all times;
WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has had over 7 weeks to finish the details celebrity bowling event for Kappa Delta Pi and has repeatedly failed to do so;
WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has two new membership applications to The Institute that she has failed to deal with properly;
WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has a two month backlog of email messages related to The Institute and Kappa Delta Pi that she has failed to control,
WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg is over 10 lessons behind on training for Week 3 of the Kappa Delta Pi pledge process;
WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has failed to accurately track demerits for clients of The Institute and pledges of Kappa Delta Pi;
THEREFORE BE IT DECREED, that starting this evening, Mistress Katzenburg is to be held in a constant state of punishment and humiliation until such time as she is able to bring all of these activities current, including
(1) Postponing the celebrity bowling event,
(2) Soliciting punishment ideas from all current Mistresses and clients and pledges,
(3) Posting this decree on the front page of The Institute website;
FURTHER, IT IS DECREED, that if Mistress Katzenburg is unable work off her backlog before Monday morning, November 8th, she will be stripped of her commission at The Institute and removed from her position as Pledge Mistress in Kappa Delta Pi.
As set forth this 5th day of November, 2010 by the Council of Phi.