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Though it takes a while to push members through the application process, it will eventually happen. stephanie sissy posted her original request back on November 16, 2011:

> Mistress
> I am an in the closet sissy. I really need guidance, and instructions on how to be a proud sissy and excepting of my place in life. I am hoping you will help me fulfill this yearning. Willing to attempt all assignments and would love to feel the discomfort of a lading menstral cycle
> bowed and waiting for a response if you feel I am worthy of one
> steff

I finally post it to the site and let her go to the email check phase on January 12 and she gets her first assignment on January 15, 2012.

**One day** later I get an email back:

> thankyou for responding to this pathetic sissy, I have now sadly given up my sissy life due to other issues (my wife found out) and will now be spending a lot of time on this aspect of my life. I guess I will be heading to the hall of shame where I probably belonged in the first place. Once again thank you for taking time out of you life to help people like me and I hope you find someone more worthy

I am sure in the 3 days since you emailed and said that you could receive email that your wife found out and you have given up your sissy life and are working on other things. Please. Enough with the lies. The truth is that you saw the first assignment, realized this gig involves Cross-dressing Punishment and Humiliation and ran the other way.

In a Row 2: Alien Invasion

As a followup to the original [In a Row]( assignment, I require this assignment of all clients. In this assignment, you will acts as the president of an alien race of humanoids set on enslaving the earth. You set up a plan where you will have a lingerie shoot showing off your buxom, but oddly colored, human form which every newspaper will want to run and then meet up with others from your invasion at the largest halloween party in the world (where you will all blend right in).

Unfortunately for you, after leaving the lingerie shoot, you follow what you think are a bunch of people dressed as ghosts. Instead of ghosts going to the party, it turns out to be a klan rally and they don’t take kindly to people of color. You are captured and taken prisoner, where they decide the best they can do is to humiliate and torture you.

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All-Client Punishing Sleepover

Between Thursday and Saturday night of this week, all clients are required to attend a punishing sleepover. Required dress for the night includes:

* Diaper
* Pantyhose
* Nightgown
* Bra and Large Breast Forms
* Ankle Cuffs, Ankles locked together
* Wrist Cuffs, wrists locked together
* Blindfold
* Earplugs
* Hood

Sleep tight and ensure the pictures are in the dropbox before Sunday night. No need to make a full post–you can have sweet sissy dreams.

**Update:** In addition to the unmodified pictures, also upload two pictures (in both t and s size) which you think best reflect your situation. Additionally, upload a text file with a short description of why your night was the most punishing.

“Fantasy” Island Continues

Since [sissy billy][] was unable to finish her series of [Fantasy Island]( posts and complete her return to The Institute, I have decided to give everyone the required opportunity to help her finish. In addition to finishing the four trips that she has left on her own, she will be doing one for each client of The Institute (plus a bonus one from me for each client that responds). And if the clients choose not to respond–do you really want to find out?

All clients below are to email me a title and description of sissy billy’s trip to Fantasy Land by Saturday the 15th.

Client | Trip | Bonus Trip
:—– | :—- | :———
Bitch Baby Brianna Montana | Salon Day |  
[Maggie Rae][] | High Roller | Double Down
[Stacee Skye][] | A Smurfy Centerfold | Smurfed All Night Long
[pie clown][] | Hometown Cheerleader | After the Homecoming Loss
sissy baby jamie | Rubber Mannequin |  
[sissy billy][] | Spa Day |  

[Maggie Rae]:
[Stacee Skye]:
[pie clown]:
[sissy billy]:

Flood Gates

After keeping the doors to The Institute closed for several months, I will finally be opening it for new membership to all of the wanna-be sissies who have applied over the past few months. I have grave doubts that any of them will actually get to the point of submitting an application, but that always is an outside possibility.

One More Soap

I am adding the following scent to your list of soaps you are trying: Bath and Body Works [Japanese Cherry Blossom][jcb]. Unlike your other soaps, this will be an all out scental assault, including Shower Gel or Triple Moisture Shower Cream for washing. After your shower, to promote smooth skin you will use Body Lotion or Triple Moisture Body Cream. Every morning (and any other time) before leaving the house you will spritz with the Fragrance Mist.


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In a Row – Results

Before getting to the end results a math lesson. There were two options presented for counting time spent in the maid outfit. There was a right answer to the question and unfortunately half of the clients missed it and the other half didn’t know why they had chosen it.

**Option 1:** For each die, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer. Multiply the two numbers together, giving you a number between 1 and 9 hours

| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| —– | – | – | – | – | – | – |
| **1** | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
| **2** | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
| **3** | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 6 |
| **4** | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 6 |
| **5** | 3 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 9 | 9 |
| **6** | 3 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 9 | 9 |

**Option 2:** Add sum of both dice plus two, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer giving you a number between 2 and 7 hours.

| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| —– | – | – | – | – | – | – |
| **1** | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 |
| **2** | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 |
| **3** | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| **4** | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 |
| **5** | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 7 |
| **6** | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 |

Once you have the entire table, since each cell is equally likely a simple average of all the values in the table will tell you which table has the lower expected time in the maid uniform. Option 1 averages out to 4.0 hours while Option 2 has an average of 4.75 hours. Though it has the opportunity to be longer, option 1 is definitely the way to go.

– ~ — • — ~ –

The totals on the activities was fairly easy to determine:

| Activity | Value | sissy billy | Maggie Rae | Stacee Skye | Pieclown |
| :—————————————-: | :—: | :———: | :——–: | :——-: | :——: |
| Scrubbing the Floor | 1 | – | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Cleaning the Toilet | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Sweeping | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Picking Up the Yard | 6 | – | – | – | 6 |
| Servicing the Man/Lady of the House | 4 | – | – | – | – |
| Cleaning Windows | 2 | – | 2 | 2 | – |
| Shopping at the Market | 10 | – | – | – | – |
| Serving Drinks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | – |
| Caned/paddled by the Man/Lady of the House | 4 | – | 4 | – | – |
| Drawing a Bath | 1 | 1 | – | 1 | 1 |
| Taking the Trash Outside | 6 | – | – | 6 | 6 |
| Tied up by the Man/Lady of the House | 2 | – | – | – | – |
| Punished with a Mouth-soaping (Required) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Taking a Smoking Break Outside | 2 | – | – | 2 | 2 |
| **Totals** | **41**| **5** | **11** | **16** | **19** |

The only thing left to check is that the assignment was done properly and all rules were followed in the posting. Fortunately, for three out of the four clients completing the activity, this was not a problem.

Unfortunately, for [Pieclown][], the results were not as good. For the reporting of her assignment, she missed the [rule][r-r] that “All size e and t pictures must be linked directly to a size s picture (so it will expand when clicked)”. Hers do not. This, though, is forgivable. Failure to do the assignment in the proper order is not. The [initial assignment][ass] stated “Once you are dressed and have your plus ups decided, it will be determined how long your assignment will be”. Determining how much time you had and then deciding on the plus ups, as her post indicates that she did, is clearly not allowed. (On the off chance that the assignment was done in the proper order, the the assignment falls afoul of the rule “An objective is not considered completed until the results have been reported in all required manners.” If you cannot properly explain what you did, it wasn’t done properly.) Though I could use these reasons in order to fail pieclown, I am instead marking this assignment complete, though with her points total reduced to zero.

– ~ — • — ~ –

The final results of the assignment, in order of place are:

* [Stacee Skye][ss-p] (16 points)
* [Maggie Rae][mr-p] (11 points)
* [sissy billy][sb-p] (5 points)
* [Pieclown][pc-p] (0 points)

Stacee Skye’s surprise for having the highest point total will be announced at a late date.



In a Row – Stacee Skye’s Results

I have a hard time believing, for the [In a Row][1] assignment, that I was supposed to have a diaper that was so far over stuffed that it reached down to my knees and I couldn’t put those knees any closer to shoulder width apart. But that is the way it was.



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In a Row

All current clients are hereby given this assignment (since I’ve always wanted to have pretty maids all in a row). You will dress as a maid, given the following requirements:

* A bra and your largest forms.
* A super stuffed diaper. (One of these [spreaders]( would be awesome, but outside the budget for most.) But that is the intended look which will enforce a full time waddle.
* A black garbage bag fashioned into a maid’s dress (with a belt and white towel for an apron). For more information on making one, see [this Dilbert cartoon](
* A collar.
* [10 lb weights]( around each ankle **-or-** metal bottle caps (top side down) taped to the bottom of your heels.
* [2.5 lb weights]( around each wrist **-or-** clothes pegs on your nipples and a tall posture collar instead of a decorative collar.

There is an opportunity to lessen the amount of time of your assignment. For each of the following that you do (in conjunction with the assignment), the assignment time will be lessened by the Value number of hours. (For instance, if you are shaved from the neck down, your assignment will be 1.5 hours shorter.)

| Plus Up | Value |
| —————————— | —— |
| Bottle Caps *and* Weights | 1 |
| Painted Nails and Toes | .5 |
| Freshly shaved/waxed torso | .5 |
| Freshly shaved/waxed bikini | .5 |
| Freshly shaved/waxed legs | .5 |
| Retained Enema before Starting | 2 |
| Gagged for the Duration | 2 |

Once you are dressed and have your plus ups decided, it will be determined how long your assignment will be. There are two different methods for calculating this. When replying to accept the assignment, announce which method you will be using.

1. For each die, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer. Multiply the two numbers together, giving you a number between 1 and 9 hours
2. Add sum of both dice plus two, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer giving you a number between 2 and 7 hours.

After determining the value of your rolls, subtract out the value of your plus ups to determine the length of your assignment. If the length is 0 or .5, round it up to one hour. If your assignment length is negative, roll again and recalculate _without_ considering your plus up values this time.

Now that you are dressed and know the length of your assignment, you will have some time to perform maid-ly activities. This list shows all of the maid-ly activities that will be considered for points. It is **highly recommended** that you try to get as many points as possible. The client with the highest total will get a surprise. Clients without enough points may find themselves repeating this assignment.

| Activity | Value |
| —————————————— | —– |
| Scrubbing the Floor | 1 |
| Cleaning the Toilet | 1 |
| Sweeping | 1 |
| Picking Up the Yard | 6 |
| Servicing the Man/Lady of the House | 4 |
| Cleaning Windows | 2 |
| Shopping at the Market | 10 |
| Serving Drinks | 1 |
| Caned/paddled by the Man/Lady of the House | 4 |
| Drawing a Bath | 1 |
| Taking the Trash Outside | 6 |
| Tied up by the Man/Lady of the House | 2 |
| Punished with a Mouth-soaping (Required) | 1 |
| Taking a Smoking Break Outside | 2 |

Good luck to everyone. This assignment is due Sunday, April 3rd. If your post (and Dropbox files) are not in place when I check on Monday, your assignment will be late.

The Intoxication of Pink Camay Soap

When posting a comment under Joining the Institute, sweetsuds spoke highly of the Pink Camay soap:

> Now that I’ve found where I think I belong, may I please explain that it must have been the scent of the Camay soap the Mistresses here use to torment and clean poor sissy billy’s mouth. That and the frequent enemas must make him the cleanest sissy ever, and I envy him. Let me say I am not fond of either having my mouth washed out with pink Camay soap (certainly not as often as sissy billy appears to) or of having my bottom regularly douched with soapy enemas. But the smell and pink color and the rich lather of Camay are so feminine and seductive, I am lured here as if the Lorelei themselves had drawn into this sissy world of pink soap. I think it is the ultimate humiliation for sissy billy to have Mistresses taking pictures of the poor sissy lugging his own full enema bag around while wearing only a sheer pink nightie. And all the diapering he endures…oh the indignities. The poor fellow. If he ever wants a break, may I beg to take his place.

> I feel like I have found home here. That Camay scent is intoxicating and makes me do weird things and have sissylike desires to have my mouth and bottom both soaped at the same time while all the Mistresses watch and enjoy.

The first hint of her being in over her head was the next comment she posted:

> I have registered here and have my username and password. What else must I do to “complete the application and inititation process?

It would be apparent what the process is if she had read the text at the top of the page. [sissy billy][] even helped her out some:

> There is an application and some preliminary assignments to do. If they are not there, then Mistress Katzenburg will get back to you as time permits for her. A sissy is never to bother her. Trust me, it is never a good idea. I won’t tell you what the training is like because I would like you to join us sissies and do not want to scare you away. We all do survive and endure the training and punishments though and we do them together. You should know that Mistress Katzenburg is very strict and you must be dedicated to being a sissy and being punished.

This warning however didn’t stop her from publishing even more:

> I confess since finding the Institute the other day, it is fast becoming part of my daily ritual. I hope I can handle the requirements. I am also a cross-dressing sissy for many years, but have no Mistress currently to guide me on this path.

> The one thing that drew me to this place was the mentoion here (fairly often, it appears) of the practice of washing out a sissy’s mouth with soap, even specifically pink Camay soap. In my other repies I have already exposed my own fascination with both pink Camay and the equally rare practice of using it to punish sissy’s dirty or back-talking mouths and whiney attitudes. You and I are in a rare segment of the sissy world, I suspect, who have actually had our mouths washed out with pink Camay, so we understand each other’s plight in that regard. Although at the times of our mouth soaping punishments it seems indeed unfortunate to be undergoing such dreadful oral cleansings, we both know that we are most fortunate to have cleaner mouths and sweeter attitudes for having received such punishments.

> Yes, I am patient and will quietly await any opportunities/requirements concerning deeper involvement and participation here at the Institute for Cross-Dressing Punishments. I will now observe my own advice in keeping my mouth closed more often to avoid the chance a lathery bar of pink Camay may be headed for that opening.

So I sent her the initial email. I even spell out the most likely scenario: “There have been a great number of sissies who think that they crave the humiliation we have to offer, only to give up at the first simple task and relegate themselves to the [Sissy Hall of Shame][1]. The goal of The Institute is simple: Cross-Dressing Punishment and Humiliation for All. Too many people request the training and humiliation that we provide, but have no intention of following through.” And the result was all too predictable:

> I apologize for wasting your time. This is not what I had expected or actually want. I have but limited time or resources to be able to participate as fully as either of us might wish. I will follow The Institute as an outsider and keep my thoughts to myself. Just me and my pink Camay soap.

At least she was right about one thing when she said the “Camay scent is intoxicating and makes me do weird things”.


The Actual Return of Maggie Rae

Back at the end of January, Maggie Rae filed for re-instatement with The Institute and was given a [short list of tasks][1] that she had to complete in order to do so. As was noted back then, the outcome was less than spectacular and I have her four options of how to proceed:


1. I will update the rules to fix the hole(s) you found and you can attempt to fix them and all of the others errors on your own. When you start this process, you will spend at least 24 hours straight in the bra and forms you have become so accustomed to recently. (Other clothing does not matter.) As proof of this, you will upload a new picture to Dropbox every hour for proof of compliance, unless you are sleeping or are outside of your apartment. If you are out, then upload proof you were gone when you return. You will be able to submit as many times as you would like, but I am working full time and will only have limited time to check your results. At the end of 24 hours, if the assignments have not yet been accepted, you can continue in the bra and forms, or appeal for a different option.

2. I will tell you the hole(s) you found in the rules and specifically which rules were broken in the postings and/or which parts of the assignment were not completed correctly. The same requirements for #1 apply AND you will be given an additional assignment/punishment that must be completed. I will update the rules to fix the hole(s).

3. You can leave these assignments as is. I will fix the posts and update the rules to fix the hole(s). You will be given a number of new punishments (at least five) to make up for your current failures. In addition, Babyface would have to be repeated, since your Sorority Bitches assignment did not get a better grade than Pieclown.

4. You can give up.

She picked number 3. And now, finally, after two months of activity, all her posts are ready to be shown (and I can talk about irony): she ended up fixing the posts herself (as in option 2). Instead of spending 24 hours in a bra and forms, she spent over two months doing assignments (including 30 days of spending at least 4 hours a day in those same forms). What a great trade-off.

All of her recent activities will be posted over the next week or so, starting her return in abundance of this request submitted with her reinstatement packet:


The Return of Maggie Rae

If you have been reading the comments on the site or have been following [me on Twitter][k] you may know that Maggie Rae has been attempting to re-activate her membership in The Institute. In order to re-activate her membership, she was required to do the following:

* Finish the new 13 Pictures assignment (required before new sissies are able to make an application) and post a request to be re-instated.

* Find someone to give her a manicure and pedicure, painting her nails a color of their choice. The color, at least on the toes, remaining until the end of February. The evidence was then to be delivered directly to me.

* Complete the [Dusting Off][1] and [Sorority Bitches][2] assignment and post the results. If she gets a better [report card][3] than Pieclown AND gets an affirmative vote in a reader poll to follow the grading, she will not have to repeat [Babyface][4].

* Perform the “Picture Perfect” assignment she was given by Mistress Amber over a year ago.

* Post the results from the version of [Babyface][4] that Ms. Lisa put her through back in the summer.


Earlier this evening she said she was done with her posts and I tried to make sure that she was absolutely sure she wanted to submit them as is:

> [@BadBabyRae][r] I can send you a list of rules to review and you can sleep in your bra/forms again tonight, or you can submit as is. Let me know

And she was concerned about her comfort:

> Mistress [@katzenburg][k] If I submit, do I still have to sleep with my forms in?

So I tried to get her to reconsider once more:

> [@BadBabyRae][r] No. If you want to submit as is, you are finished for the night. Go to sleep comfortable in the fact I may be trying to help.

And so she made her final, fateful choice:

> I choose to submit my posts as is Mistress [@katzenburg][k]

And I am fine with that. One of the five objectives was completed and posted about correctly. (Unfortunately, this one pointed out a hole in the rules and is not up to the standards that you or I expect.) So we will go from here, putting her though more uncomfortable assignments and humiliation, until she has proved ready to return (and the posts are completed for your enjoyment).


Happy New Year [Graded]

Now at the end of the week, the [Happy New Year]( assignment is being graded:

* [sissy billy][] did a good job [posting her work]( on the site, but failed to upload the required original pictures as required. The assignment is FAILED.
* slut_tricia failed to make any effort or contact. Her assignment is FAILED.
* [Pieclown][] [posted the assignment]( and uploaded pictures. She has PASSED.

For her failure, [sissy billy][] will repeat this same assignment, but a bra and forms will be included under her dress and she will be locked into cuffs and a collar. Additionally, since I expect her to complaint, before her nap time, Mistress Rosemarie will lead her through the “Whine and Cheese” activity which I have told her about.

slut_tricia will be severely reprimanded once contact is reestablished.

[sissy billy]:

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all of the sissies out there. May this year be better than the last. To help us ring in the year, there are some new years assignments for all of the clients out there.

* [sissy billy][] will be dressing up as Baby New Year. Unfortunately the baby has been bad and had to be bound into her giant diaper before being dressed for her 0th birthday party. She has a big day waddling around before being put down for her nap and given her pacifier to suck on. (Baby New Year doesn’t realize her pacifier is really a rubber dildo—she just knows sucking on it gives her sweet dreams.

* slut_tricia will be dressing up as a single New Years Eve party girl. Who stays out and parties until she finds a way to get herself in trouble—tied up and “open for business”. Will she have any takers for the services she can offer?

* [Pieclown][] will be dressing up as the hung-over housewife, alone and in bed late into New Years Day.

_All assignments are due to be posted NLT Sunday evening._

[sissy billy]:

Council of Phi Decree

WHEREAS, the Council of Phi expects those installed in positions of power in organizations such as The Institute and Kappa Delta Pi to exhibit the highest integrity and exemplary work ethic at all times;

WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has had over 7 weeks to finish the details celebrity bowling event for Kappa Delta Pi and has repeatedly failed to do so;

WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has two new membership applications to The Institute that she has failed to deal with properly;

WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has a two month backlog of email messages related to The Institute and Kappa Delta Pi that she has failed to control,

WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg is over 10 lessons behind on training for Week 3 of the Kappa Delta Pi pledge process;

WHEREAS, Mistress Katzenburg has failed to accurately track demerits for clients of The Institute and pledges of Kappa Delta Pi;

THEREFORE BE IT DECREED, that starting this evening, Mistress Katzenburg is to be held in a constant state of punishment and humiliation until such time as she is able to bring all of these activities current, including

(1) Postponing the celebrity bowling event,

(2) Soliciting punishment ideas from all current Mistresses and clients and pledges,

(3) Posting this decree on the front page of The Institute website;

FURTHER, IT IS DECREED, that if Mistress Katzenburg is unable work off her backlog before Monday morning, November 8th, she will be stripped of her commission at The Institute and removed from her position as Pledge Mistress in Kappa Delta Pi.

As set forth this 5th day of November, 2010 by the Council of Phi.

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