sissy billy’s Soap Test – Olay

This is the third week of the Soap Test and I am still the designated Tester.

Olay (Age Defying) is the Soap to be tested this week with the punishment day rescheduled for Wednesday as a result of my ill-advised whining.

I started using the Olay on Monday, but was already thinking and dreading my punishment to come on Wednesday. It is such an awful punishment having you mouth washed out with soap or in this case using the soap as a soap-paste. It thoroughly permeates your tongue and gums and cakes on your lips. There is no way to get rid of the awful taste for hours. But that is the purpose of a punishment such as mouth-washing to make a sissy think about what she said. I can’t even remember the whining that I am being punished for, but at least for the time being I am not whining or being bad. I have been on my best behaviour. I put on pretty pink pajamas so that I could look my prettiest for the documentation.

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One More Soap

I am adding the following scent to your list of soaps you are trying: Bath and Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom. Unlike your other soaps, this will be an all out scental assault, including Shower Gel or Triple Moisture Shower Cream for washing. After your shower, to promote smooth skin you will use Body Lotion or Triple Moisture Body Cream. Every morning (and any other time) before leaving the house you will spritz with the Fragrance Mist.

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sissy billy’s Soap Test – Caress

It is Monday morning again and another week of the Soap Test is under way again for which I am the designated Tester.

Caress (Velvet Bliss) is the Soap to be tested all this week with a punishment again today for my ill-advised whining.

I arose early again for the Morning Test and Punishment, but remembering how terrible it was last week I did not want to get out of bed. I put on a very feminine lavender peignoir so that I could look my prettiest for the documentation.

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sissy billy’s Soap Test – Dove

It is Monday morning and per the procedures established by the Soap Test committee, I will begin four weeks of Soap Testing.

Dove is the Soap to be tested all this week with a punishment added today for my ill-advised whining.

I arose early because the Morning Test and Punishment is bound to take extra time this week as I get started. Another requirement is that for testing purposes on Monday that I dress feminine and look my prettiest for the documentation. For this morning I picked a pink waltz length nightgown fringed in pink chiffon.

I present myself looking pretty and holding the soap of the week – Dove

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Geek Girl: Eight Legged Clean Freaks

Even after enduring her hellish torments at the hands of the evil sorority sisters in Mouth of the South, Geek Girl’s torments were not over yet.

It took Geek Girl almost three hours to waddle back to her apartment across town barefoot. Long enough that her sweatsuit was almost dry now. She had considered taking it off, but after a quick dip in the fountain in front of the college’s administration building, the smell stopped invading her nostrils and she decided to leave it on. Luckily she had not seen anyone out on the early Saturday morning, and she breathed a sign of relief as she shut her apartment door behind her.

Geek Girl waddled to the bathroom and started the water in the tub. A nice long soak and a nap would help her attitude immensely. She stripped off her sweatsuit quickly and went to pull off her diaper. What she had thought were plastic panties with super-strong elastic were actually reinforced kevlar panties with locked aircraft cable ties. Her diaper wasn’t coming off without some heavy duty tools. Tools Geek Girl didn’t have. She checked out the tag on the panties and it simply said “Come back when you are ready to be changed.”

Apparently her adventure was not yet finished.

I was so not looking forward to whatever punishment these sisters could come up with.

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Geek Girl: Mouth of the South

Following my choice to fail my initial reinstatement assignments I was introduced to my new persona of Geek Girl, the big-breasted bad luck girl whose lust for humiliation always seems to get the best of her. When we’d last left Geek Girl, she was sitting alone in her apartment downloading gallery after gallery of humiliating porn, safe and innocent enough. It was when she ventured out into the world to seek the same humiliation she’d seen online that she really got herself into trouble.

Geek Girl became obsessed with sorority initiations and decided to go down to the local college and do a little peeping. After scoping a few of the houses, she finally found one with a window that she could look in, while still providing her some cover from the street. Her patience was rewarded as she looked in and saw several young ladies, looking downcast, wearing only panties and holding large paddles out in their hands. Entranced as she was, she only realized after the snapping of twigs and the sweet smell of chloroform that she had fallen into their honeypot.

As Geek Girl woke up, she could feel ropes encircling her ample breasts, still inside her black sweat suit, and keeping her tied to a wooden chair. With her hands roped behind the chair back and tied to her feet, she knew they had her. And when she found her hair was tied down, keeping her looking at the ceiling, she knew she was truly stuck as their prisoner until they decided to release her. After this beginning, the thought of what they had planned for her both excited and terrified her.

After what seemed like hours or staring at the ceiling, listening to whispers in the corners of the room, Geek Girl was surprised when a girl wearing a leather helmet and brightly painted lips leaned over into her field of view. Geek Girl listened closely as she began.

“As we like to keep control of our own property, without the involvement of outside law enforcement, we offer you two choices. The first is that you will stay with us for a little while and endure the punishments that we have voted and laid out for you. While they will be painful and humiliating, they will be over quickly. Your second option is for us to call our local police, who do not take kindly to peeping toms. With the judge and police chief being alumnae of our sorority, you can be guaranteed at least six months in jail, where we will do everything in our power to ensure that ‘dropping the soap’ in the men’s shower will be the high point of your day. Every day.

“So, do you want us to call in the police? Or will you submit to our punishments? Before you answer though, let me at least tell you what they are. In ‘Artsy Fatsy’ you will be made up for a more appropriate look for the rest of the time. ‘Fire n the Icehole’ will keep your mind occupied while performing ‘Mouth of the South’. With ‘Way Down a Creek’ you will experience what I assume you came here to see. And finally, after ‘The Golden Child’, you will be sent away. That is all you need to know. So, do you accept our punishments?”

“No police” was all Geek Girl could manage to whisper.

Below are the details of the five tasks—how they were applied to Geek Girl and how I implemented them.

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In a Row – Results

Before getting to the end results a math lesson. There were two options presented for counting time spent in the maid outfit. There was a right answer to the question and unfortunately half of the clients missed it and the other half didn’t know why they had chosen it.

Option 1: For each die, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer. Multiply the two numbers together, giving you a number between 1 and 9 hours

1 2 3 4 5 6
1 1 1 2 2 3 3
2 1 1 2 2 3 3
3 2 2 4 4 6 6
4 2 2 4 4 6 6
5 3 3 6 6 9 9
6 3 3 6 6 9 9

Option 2: Add sum of both dice plus two, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer giving you a number between 2 and 7 hours.

1 2 3 4 5 6
1 2 3 3 4 4 5
2 3 3 4 4 5 5
3 3 4 4 5 5 6
4 4 4 5 5 6 6
5 4 5 5 6 6 7
6 5 5 6 6 7 7

Once you have the entire table, since each cell is equally likely a simple average of all the values in the table will tell you which table has the lower expected time in the maid uniform. Option 1 averages out to 4.0 hours while Option 2 has an average of 4.75 hours. Though it has the opportunity to be longer, option 1 is definitely the way to go.

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The totals on the activities was fairly easy to determine:

Activity Value sissy billy Maggie Rae Myckie Jo Pieclown
Scrubbing the Floor 1 - 1 1 1
Cleaning the Toilet 1 1 1 1 1
Sweeping 1 1 1 1 1
Picking Up the Yard 6 - - - 6
Servicing the Man/Lady of the House 4 - - - -
Cleaning Windows 2 - 2 2 -
Shopping at the Market 10 - - - -
Serving Drinks 1 1 1 1 -
Caned/paddled by the Man/Lady of the House 4 - 4 - -
Drawing a Bath 1 1 - 1 1
Taking the Trash Outside 6 - - 6 6
Tied up by the Man/Lady of the House 2 - - - -
Punished with a Mouth-soaping (Required) 1 1 1 1 1
Taking a Smoking Break Outside 2 - - 2 2
Totals 41 5 11 16 19

The only thing left to check is that the assignment was done properly and all rules were followed in the posting. Fortunately, for three out of the four clients completing the activity, this was not a problem.

Unfortunately, for Pieclown, the results were not as good. For the reporting of her assignment, she missed the rule that “All size e and t pictures must be linked directly to a size s picture (so it will expand when clicked)”. Hers do not. This, though, is forgivable. Failure to do the assignment in the proper order is not. The initial assignment stated “Once you are dressed and have your plus ups decided, it will be determined how long your assignment will be”. Determining how much time you had and then deciding on the plus ups, as her post indicates that she did, is clearly not allowed. (On the off chance that the assignment was done in the proper order, the the assignment falls afoul of the rule “An objective is not considered completed until the results have been reported in all required manners.” If you cannot properly explain what you did, it wasn’t done properly.) Though I could use these reasons in order to fail pieclown, I am instead marking this assignment complete, though with her points total reduced to zero.

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The final results of the assignment, in order of place are:

Myckie Jo’s surprise for having the highest point total will be announced at a late date.

In a Row – Maggie Rae’s Results

The assignment In a Row marks my first Institute-wide activity since I applied to be re-instituted as a fully active client, and it was an assignment that felt very familiar indeed. Since one of my earlier reinstatement assignments, Eight Legged Clean Freaks, was essentially the inspiration behind this assignment, I had a pretty good understanding of exactly what I was getting into. Being a bit of a geek helps as well, as I was already pretty well initiated into using dice to determine random attributes of my assignments which let me make good, informed decisions to minimize the length of my assignment. While this assignment was by no means pleasant, I was able to quickly and efficiently complete it with no major hiccups.

For the assignment, I (along with all the other active Institute clients) would be donning the outfit of a sissy baby maid, complete with an extremely padded super stuffed diaper, black trash bag maid’s outfit, my biggest bra and forms, and all sorts of little extras to make otherwise simple maid-ly activities that much more challenging. The assignment began, however, before we even dressed for our eventual trials.

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sissy billy’s Soap Test

There has been quite a bit of discussion lately among the Mistresses and the Sissies about the best Soap to use for Mouth Washing and Body Washing. Soap is such a wonderful commodity and useful in many ways. Typically we use it to clean our body, but as has been evident lately it is also very useful in the punishment of sissies that also require internal cleaning of their mouths.

Mistress Katzenburg and Mistress Rosemarie have had several private and public conversations in the past few days and have determined that a research project should be conducted to settle the matter of which brand of soap is the best for cleaning of the body and mouth-washing. Since I have seemed to have the most to say about soap I have been nominated by Mistress Rosemarie and elected by Mistress Katzenburg to conduct this survey and test. After results are posted Mistress Katzenburg may determine which soap may be designated as “The Institute for Cross-Dressing Punishment” official soap.

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In a Row – sissy billy’s Results

It has been Mistress Katzenburg’s desire to have of her sissy maids all in a row performing household duties for her. This is the weekend for all of us to demonstrate our talents and win the honor of being her best Maid.

The normal accessories were ordered as part of her standard maid outfit. A bra with the largest forms one has and they better impress her. A super stuffed diaper always is a nice accessory and a collar. This week’s sissy maid dress however was to be handmade to demonstrate the talents of each sissy. A black garbage bag was to be found, a belt and white towel as a simple apron and instead of Cuffs, this week we put on 10 lb weights for the ankles and 2.5 lb weights for the wists. Just a little difficulty added to our workload.

All we had to do now was dress up and report for duty.

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Maggie-Rae: Sissy Inventory & Sissy Shopping

Back when I chose to fail my original reinstatement assignments, Mistress Katzenburg required me to create an inventory of all my sissy clothing, accessories, and toys so that she might better craft my future assignments and punishments. Having seen my completed inventory, she decided that it was severely lacking and prescribed a remedy in the forms of a sissy shopping trip with Ms Lisa to the local thrift stores. Ms Lisa was to decide my attire for the trip, as well as if I would be forced to try on the clothes that we picked out there in the store, a prospect which wholly terrified me. So that you may judge for yourselves the state of my sissy inventory, and enjoy my unfortunate experience during my sissy shopping trip, here are the results of both…

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Maggie-Rae: Reinstatement Wrap-up

When I applied to be reinstated as a member of The Institute back in January, I was given a small number of relatively easy tasks to complete before I would be formally be re-admitted. I completed those simple assignments, but I was lax in my posting of them—not only lax, but careless and rushed. Toward the end of my write-ups, I was in so much discomfort that I was just scribbling down anything that came to mind, formatting be damned. Furthermore, when Mistress Katzenburg gave me the option of reattempting the posts, I wanted no more to do with them, and so resigned myself to a new series of five punishments: Daily lessons, where I spent 4-6 hours a day in my largest bra and forms for more than a month, with nothing but panties available for underwear; Geek Girl: Subjugation of the Silver Surfer, where I had to download a large number of image galleries while dressed in a humiliating, often painful manner with extras chosen randomly; Geek Girl: Eight Legged Clean Freaks, where I was forced to clean my apartment in the extremely humiliating and uncomfortable garb of a sissy baby maid; a Sissy Inventory and a Sissy Shopping Trip, to detail for Mistress Katzenburg the sissy clothing and accessories available and to purchase new clothes for that inventory; and finally Geek Girl: Mouth of the South, a series of five uncomfortable, humiliating, downright painful tasks that I completed to the best of my ability (however badly they may have turned out).

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In a Row

All current clients are hereby given this assignment (since I’ve always wanted to have pretty maids all in a row). You will dress as a maid, given the following requirements:

  • A bra and your largest forms.
  • A super stuffed diaper. (One of these spreaders would be awesome, but outside the budget for most.) But that is the intended look which will enforce a full time waddle.
  • A black garbage bag fashioned into a maid’s dress (with a belt and white towel for an apron). For more information on making one, see this Dilbert cartoon.
  • A collar.
  • 10 lb weights around each ankle -or- metal bottle caps (top side down) taped to the bottom of your heels.
  • 2.5 lb weights around each wrist -or- clothes pegs on your nipples and a tall posture collar instead of a decorative collar.

There is an opportunity to lessen the amount of time of your assignment. For each of the following that you do (in conjunction with the assignment), the assignment time will be lessened by the Value number of hours. (For instance, if you are shaved from the neck down, your assignment will be 1.5 hours shorter.)

Plus Up Value
Bottle Caps and Weights 1
Painted Nails and Toes .5
Freshly shaved/waxed torso .5
Freshly shaved/waxed bikini .5
Freshly shaved/waxed legs .5
Retained Enema before Starting 2
Gagged for the Duration 2

Once you are dressed and have your plus ups decided, it will be determined how long your assignment will be. There are two different methods for calculating this. When replying to accept the assignment, announce which method you will be using.

  1. For each die, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer. Multiply the two numbers together, giving you a number between 1 and 9 hours
  2. Add sum of both dice plus two, divide by two, rounding up to the next integer giving you a number between 2 and 7 hours.

After determining the value of your rolls, subtract out the value of your plus ups to determine the length of your assignment. If the length is 0 or .5, round it up to one hour. If your assignment length is negative, roll again and recalculate without considering your plus up values this time.

Now that you are dressed and know the length of your assignment, you will have some time to perform maid-ly activities. This list shows all of the maid-ly activities that will be considered for points. It is highly recommended that you try to get as many points as possible. The client with the highest total will get a surprise. Clients without enough points may find themselves repeating this assignment.

Activity Value
Scrubbing the Floor 1
Cleaning the Toilet 1
Sweeping 1
Picking Up the Yard 6
Servicing the Man/Lady of the House 4
Cleaning Windows 2
Shopping at the Market 10
Serving Drinks 1
Caned/paddled by the Man/Lady of the House 4
Drawing a Bath 1
Taking the Trash Outside 6
Tied up by the Man/Lady of the House 2
Punished with a Mouth-soaping (Required) 1
Taking a Smoking Break Outside 2

Good luck to everyone. This assignment is due Sunday, April 3rd. If your post (and Dropbox files) are not in place when I check on Monday, your assignment will be late.